deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

(via boldlyno)

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

(via littleredruns)

Hello everyone,

It’s my friend Jules birthday!!!! SHE’S SO OLD. You should all wish her a very happy birthday, her blog is littleredruns!

I hope you have had the most wonderful birthday Jules and that you get lots of ice cream on this wonderful day!!!!!

LOVE Majerle

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

(via knightmouse)

pretty I relate to Hermione and I've noticed that whoever i relate to is often shipped with everybody it just needs to be put in my head. I don't WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN IT BEFORE WHEN WE MEET WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS where is this from BECAUSE I SHIP ALL THE SHIPS YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT and needs to stop HOW CAN YOU HAVE NOT SEEN STAR WARS For Sarah THEY ARE MY FAVORITE COUPLE MY OTP THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE supernatural

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

I like to call it second hand shame, but I also do that with books.  I have to stop, put it down, and take a lap around the house

(via ambitious-juvenile)